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May 22, 2014 / 15,149 notes
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May 22, 2014 / 191,271 notes

rupsidaisy:

plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over

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May 21, 2014 / 1,024,650 notes

habituallydestructive:

*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

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weirdsociology:

ryanvoid:

mole:

crowley-for-king:


PURE LOVE

cute

this…this photo, man. it has all the greatest hits.
1.) Squishy toe-beans the size of your thumb.2.) Fuzzy spotted catbutt3.) Pink snootnose4.) Adoring expression shootin’ lovebeams into your very soul5.) Cat

Reblogging for everyone in the throes of finals right now because I think we could all use a little KITTY
May 20, 2014 / 233,090 notes

weirdsociology:

ryanvoid:

mole:

crowley-for-king:

PURE LOVE

cute

this…this photo, man. it has all the greatest hits.

1.) Squishy toe-beans the size of your thumb.
2.) Fuzzy spotted catbutt
3.) Pink snootnose
4.) Adoring expression shootin’ lovebeams into your very soul
5.) Cat

Reblogging for everyone in the throes of finals right now because I think we could all use a little KITTY

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May 19, 2014 / 37,009 notes

dannyqhantom:

do u ever feel like a plastic bag

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heartattackle:

josesails:

Mom the dog turned off again


lol, it’s like he just suddenly lost power.
May 19, 2014 / 551,481 notes

heartattackle:

josesails:

Mom the dog turned off again

lol, it’s like he just suddenly lost power.

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May 14, 2014 / 650,368 notes
May 1, 2014

I don’t have a best friend because you need a friend for that.

Apr 27, 2014 / 5,407 notes

When her body first hit the net, all I registered was a gray blur. I pulled her across it and her hand was small, but warm, and then she stood before me, short and thin and plain and in all ways unremarkable—except that she had jumped first. The Stiff had jumped first.

Even I didn’t jump first.

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i hope you see my face in every passing car and hear my voice in your favorite songs and you realize i was the one all along
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jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

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Apr 27, 2014 / 97,073 notes

breakfastburritoe:

old macdonald had a farm *bastille voice* eh oh eh oh eh eh oh eh oh

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